Auchingarrich’s Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a Green Auchingarrich T-shirt

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two smelly socks and a green Auchingarrich T-shirt

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me three Plastic Bottles, two smelly socks and a green Auchingarrich T-shirt

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four Puffy Pillows, three Plastic Bottles, two smelly socks and a green Auchingarrich T-shirt

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five Snow Balls, four Puffy Pillows, three Plastic Bottles, two smelly socks and a green Auchingarrich T-shirt

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six Squeaking Duckies, five Snow Balls, four Puffy Pillows, three Plastic Bottles, two smelly socks and a green Auchingarrich T-shirt

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven shiny tinsel, six Squeaking Duckies, five Snow Balls, four Puffy Pillows, three Plastic Bottles, two smelly socks and a green Auchingarrich T-shirt

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight tissue rolls, seven shiny tinsel, six Squeaking Duckies, five Snow Balls, four Puffy Pillows, three Plastic Bottles, two smelly socks and a green Auchingarrich T-shirt

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine Scrubbing Loofah's, eight tissue rolls, seven shiny tinsel, six Squeaking Duckies, five Snow Balls, four Puffy Pillows, three Plastic Bottles, two smelly socks and a green Auchingarrich T-shirt

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten Christmas crackers, nine Scrubbing Loofah's, eight tissue rolls, seven shiny tinsel, six Squeaking Duckies, five Snow Balls, four Puffy Pillows, three Plastic Bottles, two smelly socks and a green Auchingarrich T-shirt

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven Yellow Sponges, ten Christmas crackers, nine Scrubbing Loofah's, eight tissue rolls, seven shiny tinsel, six Squeaking Duckies, five Snow Balls, four Puffy Pillows, three Plastic Bottles, two smelly socks and a green Auchingarrich T-shirt

On the teeth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve Christmas Stockings, eleven Yellow Sponges, ten Christmas crackers, nine Scrubbing Loofah's, eight tissue rolls, seven shiny tinsel, six Squeaking Duckies, five Snow Balls, four Puffy Pillows, three Plastic Bottles, two smelly socks and a green Auchingarrich T-shirt

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